if

if I had the chance to be invisible for one night, it would be Sunday night before the Giants play.  I would sneak in and touch their heinies.  It would be so cool!  I would start with Shockey, then Burress, Kiwanuka, Feely...Then I would sneak into the Patriots locker room and touch Brady's heinie.  And oogle him.  I love me some hot man-toosh.

Although I prefer baseball to football, baseball does not require as much physical fitness.  Football players are always running, and squating and being tackled and that makes for a very nice toosh.