shiet

Literally working on my 11th cup of coffee, I know this because I only brew a 4 cup pot at a time.  This is in hopes that I will stop my coffee consumption at the first 4 cup pot and also because my gigantic glasses hold precisely 4 cups of black sludge with Splenda, no cream/milk/dilutions.  I'm on my third pot, 3/4's done with the cup.  One cup on my coffee is like 3 of someone else's inferior brew.  I want my coffee so strong you cannot see through it; that is the first indication of a good cup, complete opacity.

I was perusing the B4M website and it's insane how much has change and what predictibly has remained the same.  Joe's got a ladyfriend, shiet!  Pheonix sent Ness a hokey pokey Elmo, shiet!  Cavutto still has the same pictures up, shiet!  And Cappy's got herself some bottle-opening Reefs, shiet!  I remember a time when I would spend a good 6 hours on this joint.  Whoa. 

I was thinking about what I want for Christmas, and I want a Sonicare toothbrush.  I have wanted this dental hygiene implement for the past 4 Christmas' and still have yet to receive it.  I also previously asked for a robe all of those Christmas' and ended up breaking down and purchasing it myself.  I really want the Sonicare tooth brush though.  Or some SPD bike shoes.  I think I'm not gonna get the toothbrush again.  Damn.