Damn Mariners
I miss the good ol days of Mariners baseball. Like back in 2001. Trip down memory lane with these friggen baseball stars we had on our roster: Buhner and Mike Cameron (one of my all-time favorite Mariners) in the outfield, Edgar Martinez (another favorite Mariner of all-time) was DH, Olerud infield with Boone, Wilson behind the plate and Piniero, Moyer (when his arm was HOT HOT HOT), Freddy Garcia and Sasaki throwing. Now, of course, not all of them were amazing super stars, but they came together and made one hell of a baseball team. My brother used to shave his head for Buhner nights. There was a bar that would sell beers for whatever Dan Wilsons batting average was (I heard they had to stop when his average dipped considerably and the beers were going .97 cents). Martinez, well, we named an avenue after him, nuff said. And to top this roster off, we had Piniella. I love Piniella. At least he paid attention to the game, got fired up, instead of plaing crosswords and counting daisies on the infield. (Stupid fucking good-for-nothing nose pickeing old fart dipshit Hargrove).
Now we got some middle reliever pitcher with an elbow injury, playing on his word that hes healthy. Pineiros out, and Ichiro is't gonna stick around very much longer if he wants to make a decent living by baseball standards. We dont even have soemone set for centerfield. As far as I know, we are just gonna circulate three different mediocre hitters till someone takes initiative and stabs Hargrove in the thigh. I wish I could quote my Ma, she's a huge Jets fan and at the beginning of the year she told me they were going through a re-building year. They werent gonna win much, but were getting the team in order. Then they go to the playoffs. I wanna say the Mariners are rebuilding and they miraculously end up in the WS. In actuality, they are building their grave of mediocricy. Poop heads. I hate Bivasi too. For the record.
And, I gotta get this off my chest before some Sox fan mentions it and I try to hang myself. Where did Pineiro end up? On my all-time rival team. Boston. Is that not a kick in the sweet spot? I dont got balls, but I felt the nausous kick. Watch, they won't even play him (despite me thinking he'll do amazing) and Ill show up for every freaking Mariners/Sox game at Safeco for the chance to see his gorgeousness. Then get piss-ass drunk and probably repeat my performance at the Mariners/Giants game last year, i.e get my ass kick the fuck out of the stadium. Im sad.
Now we got some middle reliever pitcher with an elbow injury, playing on his word that hes healthy. Pineiros out, and Ichiro is't gonna stick around very much longer if he wants to make a decent living by baseball standards. We dont even have soemone set for centerfield. As far as I know, we are just gonna circulate three different mediocre hitters till someone takes initiative and stabs Hargrove in the thigh. I wish I could quote my Ma, she's a huge Jets fan and at the beginning of the year she told me they were going through a re-building year. They werent gonna win much, but were getting the team in order. Then they go to the playoffs. I wanna say the Mariners are rebuilding and they miraculously end up in the WS. In actuality, they are building their grave of mediocricy. Poop heads. I hate Bivasi too. For the record.
And, I gotta get this off my chest before some Sox fan mentions it and I try to hang myself. Where did Pineiro end up? On my all-time rival team. Boston. Is that not a kick in the sweet spot? I dont got balls, but I felt the nausous kick. Watch, they won't even play him (despite me thinking he'll do amazing) and Ill show up for every freaking Mariners/Sox game at Safeco for the chance to see his gorgeousness. Then get piss-ass drunk and probably repeat my performance at the Mariners/Giants game last year, i.e get my ass kick the fuck out of the stadium. Im sad.
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