the Ellen show
I'm making it a goal to take my Ma to the Ellen DeGeneres. It is for one reason, the pre show audience dance party. They pump up the music and the poor audience members are taped as they dance. My Ma has a wonderful full body jolting dance, akin to Elaine on Seinfeld. More like feeling the electro-shock than feeling the groove. It's disturbing and hilarious. Ellen's show is just the venue for my Ma to have her 15 minutes of embarassed fame.
If it is not my job to 'cause my Ma undue stress and financial setback, I don't know what is.