Jelly Shoes
Any (ladies) remember jelly shoes? Those were high couture fashion of the '90's. They would make you feet sweat so bad, then you would be sliding around inside those rubber shoes all day, lubed up on your own stinky foot sweat. Man, the blisters that gave me. I think I only had one pair, light pink. I don't think my Ma thought jelly shoes were the hit, thus the one pair, and not an entire collection. I really wanted some lime green ones. Like mint jelly. I used to pair them with my high waisted short-shorts in various vibrant colors. I don't know a better representation of the amazing fashion taste us ladies had in the '90's. I am gonna bring jelly shoes back in style.
Jelly shoes and linebacker-esque shoulder pads. That's my new fashion line-up for summer 2007.