Shoe-incarnate
If I could be a pair of shoes, these would be them. These are Nine West's Mauven3 and they are the perfect shoe. A 4.5 inch heel coupled with a high strap to keep you strapped in. It's a gorgeously seductive deep red patent leather and the platform round toe is tapered with a hint of a point. A little flashy, dangerously high, slightly impractical, but sturdy, go-to heels with an not-so-subtle undertone of "admire how damn goodlooking I am." And I got them for $18 dollars, down from $99. Last pair, my size, I call it drop dead gorgeous fate. |
What's the better sarcastic reply to this?: A.) That patent leather must make pole sliding a cinch! or B.) I always thought of your shoe equivalent as those shoes the pilgrims used to wear with the giant buckle on them. |
I want to put a buckle on my hat like a pilgrim. I wonder if they actually cinched it down to their head like that. |
Best response: A. I usually grease 'em with a little Astroglide first to ensure I don't get stuck. One size fits all hats. Now that's a concept. |
