Natural Steroids

I will, forever more, think of the Twinkie as the Natural Steroid.  They are going to be my secret weapon, my ace in the hole, my EDGE in my pullup goal.  I think a starting daily consumption of four should get me on the right track.  The fast track.And for baseball's juicers, they have manly beef flavor.  Mmmm-mmm!  I'm gonna ssume it provide adequate protein.  Wholesome.