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Oh Fleur, you SO ironic!
I see the irony in my 'countrified' blog. I run to country music when I'm feeling intolerant to others. Oh Fleur! Soon I'll be waving a confederate flag and installing a gun rack in my truck, saying things like "Do I have a permit for that gun? NO I don't have a permit! Do you have a permit to ask stupid questions?" This would be followed by spitting on the ground, wiping my face with the string of my American flag bikini top, and cocking my rifle.
Because in my redneck fantasies, I'm ALWAYS wearing an too-small American flag string bikini, with too-tight torn up cut-off shorts, despite my boobs being 3 sizes too big, my skin being 7 shades too pale and me being 30 pounds too fat. Hell yea! Classy confederate. You're here for the party.
It's Friday, do you know where your redneck stereotypes are?
I see the irony in my 'countrified' blog. I run to country music when I'm feeling intolerant to others. Oh Fleur! Soon I'll be waving a confederate flag and installing a gun rack in my truck, saying things like "Do I have a permit for that gun? NO I don't have a permit! Do you have a permit to ask stupid questions?" This would be followed by spitting on the ground, wiping my face with the string of my American flag bikini top, and cocking my rifle.
Because in my redneck fantasies, I'm ALWAYS wearing an too-small American flag string bikini, with too-tight torn up cut-off shorts, despite my boobs being 3 sizes too big, my skin being 7 shades too pale and me being 30 pounds too fat. Hell yea! Classy confederate. You're here for the party.
It's Friday, do you know where your redneck stereotypes are?
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tvsgweblog on
Oh, Fleur,
Hit me where I live (WV). You left out ass scratching and beer belching. Funny stuff. I know people like this! They're not all kin!
Hit me where I live (WV). You left out ass scratching and beer belching. Funny stuff. I know people like this! They're not all kin!
Fleur on
You mean 'akin,' as 'alike' or 'all kin' as 'related'?
I left out the ass scratchin and beer belchin 'cause I do that even when I'm not wearing my confederate flag bikini.
I left out the ass scratchin and beer belchin 'cause I do that even when I'm not wearing my confederate flag bikini.
