hideous female fashions

What is wrong with female fashions of today?  Since when did it become incredibly hip to look like you are an 8 year old?  Or a half-retarded monkey that uses it’s opposable thumbs for attaching ridiculous headbands to your forehead, then giving the best “I’m an idiot” look?

And why do fashion photographers request the women look like they are in pain?  Perhaps the models ARE in pain, like I HAVEN’T EATEN SINCE LAST WEEK’S ICEBERG LETTUCE BINGE.  Or I'M SO CONFUSED.  Or stoned?  Oh jeez.

What are you clothes saying about you?  Why is this woman wearing a striped multi-colored bag?  Is she drugged?  Urban Outfitters, this is horrendous.  Does nothing for the female form.  It looks like a dress a cult might force it's members to wear to obliterate any sense of gender.  And your models look scared, drugged and frightened. 

THIS.  This is creepy!  A big giant bow on your freakin’ head?!  WHAT?  And that dress was made for 10 year old.  And that look on her face, she looks like a scolded child. 




This one looks like a photo of some poor Armenian child prostitute.  Who can't afford clothing, so she wears whatever is discarded by others.  This looks like aphoto from some backwards 3rd world country's redlight district.  I expect this photo to actually be attached to flyer enlightening people the children being forced into the sex slave trades.

Ladies.  While I completely agree that it is not your duty to be visually appeal when you leave your house, it is also not necessary to look hideous.  People look at you, in your flower opaque tights, and ballet flats with bows and ribbons and wonder why you decided to use your elementary school aged sister’s closet this morning.  Additionally, question this: if a man is attracted to your prepubescent, I-still-play-with-My-Little-Ponys garb, what does that say about him?  It says: I’m a pedophiliac in training.  And what does that say about you?  It says: I can’t cope with being an adult, so I dress like at child so some(pedophile)one will take care of me. 

What the hell?  Are you a chimney sweep?  Are those MC Hammer pants?  Are you a cowboy?  Are you pissed off becuase you are wearing the most unflattering ensemble you could find?