100 pushups

The internet is a wondrous thing.  Like a woman’s body.  Exploration is overwhelming and thrilling at the same time.  So much is learned by just immersing yourself in its vastness.

I learned that you can learn how to do 100 pushups.  Perhaps this doesn’t amaze you.  Keep reading: 100 pushups is a lot.  So a website is up that teaches you how to do 100 pushups over the course of time by following a program.  That you customize to your own abilities.  And I’m SO on this bandwagon. 

It’s got testing.  It’s got a week by week course to follow, slowly increasing your strength.  It’s got information like “What is a pushup?” and “Why pushups?”  All pertinent and key topics to address before committing yourself to doing 100 pushups. 

The program is supposedly accomplished in 6 weeks, working out three days a week.  That sounds easy.  I could totally pump out some pushups during the commercials of Dr. Phil.  And six weeks, I’m planning on living that long.  I’m planning on having my arms in good working order during that time.

I like this idea.  I have only one qualm.  I have a short attention span.  If I can’t do 100 pushups in 20 seconds, I don’t even want to try.  I would get bored after pushup number 27.  While I may have the ability to do 100 consecutive pushups, the time commitment during that one period could, perhaps, be a little too much for my pea brain. 

I'm practicing my pushup smile now.  I'm hoping I could have great pec muscles like her when I'm done.  Or boobs.